Today, I was good and hung out the washing without dragging it on
the ground. Mrs B was so impressed that she took me to the zoo. We saw lots of
animals and stuff. I liked the pygmy hippos, but they wouldn’t come out of
their muddy puddle to have their picture taken. We did see some effants though.
Effant poo is really big.
We also saw a nosserus. It did a fart that was very smelly. Mrs B
said that it was probably worse than one of mine.
There was lots of signs saying that there were Dangeroos, but we
didn’t see any. We did see some wobbalies though.
We also saw lots those animals what sell insurance.
This is an Amur tiger. It is also known as a Siberian tiger. There
are less than 300 left in the wild because some people like to shoot them and
make medicines that don’t work out of the bits. I think this is A bad Thing.
Here are some more pictures what I took.
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| Scarlet Ibis |
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| Humboldt penguin |
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| Flamingo |
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| Otters |
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| Reticulated giraffe |
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| Red river hogs |
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| Mandrill |
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| Grey wolf |
Colchester Zoo ? Your writings remind me of something my late Mother-in-law used to say : that men never grow up- it's half their charm.
ReplyDeleteIt was, indeed, Colchester Zoo. We both really like it. Mrs B often refers to me as the 55 year old toddler.
ReplyDeleteJust dropped by to quote some AA Milne at you:
ReplyDelete"There's a sort of a tiny potamus, and a tiny nosserus too-
But I gave buns to the elephant when I went down to the Zoo!"
Julie Felix comes to mind, though I suppose you're too young to know what I'm talking about.
ReplyDeleteEffant poo is fenomenal!
ReplyDeleteEffant poo is fenomenal!
ReplyDeleteOh sorry! I don't know how that happened.
ReplyDeleteDear Sir B.
ReplyDeleteSorry to see
from the jungle drum
that the old tum-tum
is behaving rum.
Just a quick letter
saying hope you're soon better.
So - Cheers, Ol' Man
From Mike and Ann.